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✨ Embrace the Chaos with Our Grumpy Duck Retro Tee ✨
Are you someone who needs a coffee (and maybe a bit of a warning) before being friendly? Our "I Woke Up and Chose Violence (Mildly)" duck shirt is the ultimate mood. Featuring a vintage comic-style illustration of an angry duck and his toaster, this design is the perfect blend of sarcastic humor and 90s nostalgic art.
📍 Product Features
🌿 Premium Comfort: 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, lived-in feel
🎨 Vintage Finish: Garment-dyed after construction for a classic, faded look
🧵 Highly Durable: Double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear
👕 Relaxed Fit: Tubular knit design (no side seams) for maximum comfort
📦 Quality Assured: Pre-shrunk fabric that holds its shape after every wash
🧺 Care Instructions
❄️ Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
🧼 Do not bleach
🌡️ Tumble dry: low heat
💨 Iron or steam: low heat
🚫 Do not dry clean
🛒 The perfect gift for the grumpiest person you know (or yourself)! Don't settle for boring shirts. Add to cart now and let the world know you've chosen violence—mildly!
Funny Angry Duck Shirt Peace Was Never An Option Tee I Woke Up And Chose Violence Mildly Retro Graphic Tshirt Sarcastic Meme Gift Bird Lover
$26.22 USD
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean